We’re only mid-week, but I’d be surprised if this is surpassed. Mind you, the commenter is a great wit so if this comment were to be bettered, I bet it would be by her.
The style and cadence bear an uncanny resemblance to
- “scientific evidence does not support that theory“
- “negritude is an attitude and chlyamidia is not a flower, drink red bull because it gives you wings, yo weave will give you power”
- “most verily this has been ascertained and elucidated most frequently! The soliloquy of it all! Garrulous humbuggery, I do say!“
- [updated] and “MOST VERILY I ACQUIESCE TO THE BAGATELLES AND TRIVIALITIES ABSCONDED WHENCE I ELOCUTE – GINGERRAMA” Very proud: nomination on a BeautyBash poll, in the Biggest Know-it-all category!
Hmmm… But: it’s quality bashing so I say: keep up the good work, nitromusk, and I’ll continue to be a fan. Also, no harm in some bonus pingbacks for the BBB, they could probably do with it; I do think they’re worth supporting and encouraging when engaging in positive trolling, a.k.a. constructive criticism that’s also creative, imaginative, and entertaining!